Br|ghT eYeS

1 year edi ar ... lolz =D

2007-10-29T01:38:00.000-07:00

Bun Bun ...

Our anniversary means a lot,
Much more than any another day;
It’s the time I celebrate my love for you,
And cherish you in every way.

Through passing time, our love still grows,
It lasts through good times and bad;
Our future together still shines bright,
With more good times to be had.

Here's a toast to the two of us,
As we celebrate together;
We're the poster kids for happiness,
In sunny or stormy weather.

Your love continues warm and bright,
May it shine throughout the years;
We’re an example for the rest of church,
So here’s to us : 3 cheers!!

Cheating never looked so "black" ...

2007-08-22T13:14:00.000-07:00

The most disgraceful event this season.

Hey Shitface.

You robbed us of 2 effing points.

I hope u get run over by an effing HUGE truck.

And break a leg.

Then get rolled over by another effing BIGGER truck.

And break another leg.

I hope your wife cheats on you, your kids spit on you, & your dog shits on you.

You my friend, are a son of an ugly b**ch.

Congratz on being the epitome of a

PIECE OF SHIT

(soft, black & smelly)

Q & A session ...

Q. What is the difference malouda and a bucket of shit?

A. The bucket.

Q. Why did malouda's mom spend 9 f**kin months in the toilet?

A. To get that piece of black shit out of her cunt.

Liverpool manager Rafael Benitez had this to say in response to Mourinho's claims that his players were "naive" :

"If chelsea were a naive team, then call me red riding hood." - Benitez

Such is the absurdity of the comment from mourinho that it spurred a verbal reaction from Benitez.

Well Done, Gaffer .... Well Done.

Now all that is left to do is clinch the EPL & Champions League from those lady-boys at stamford bridge, then we'll call it a day.

REDS 4EVA!!

Causes of exasperation ...

2007-08-22T12:29:00.000-07:00

Wa-lau-yeh, its been so long since I've blogged ... seems like I only put in a new entry per semester of studies lolz =D

Anyways, results were pretty decent last sem (thank God!!). Holidays were pretty fun too :

(1) went down to singapore for SG's 42nd National Day

(2) met up wiv WoW guildies in SG

(3) had fun wiv my granny (she's 88yrs old this yr but still cool)

(4) progressed well in terms of raiding in WoW =D (guild is 4th on Frostmourne, baby ... and I OT'ed thru it wohoo!!)

It might not be much, and I know of friends who did alot more during the 3 weeks of holiday ... but in my book, itz a frickin success story hehe =D

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Yeah, so a new term is beggining, 1st wk of classes are pretty much non-existent, and its the calm before the storm (in terms of assignment and such).

Went yumcha wiv andrew, sweetli, darren, and .... andrew's brother (shit, forgot his name lolz ... sry!!). Managed to catch up wiv each other and enjoy each other's company - to a certain extent. (dumb cafe packed up before 1am - and charged me RM 1.60 for 2 cups of warm water!! =_=" )

Anyways, throughout the conversation I came to realize that certain things in this life are INFINITE. (lolz BIG word hahaha =D ). For example :

(a) The sun always rises in the east & sets down in the west,

(b) Male rhesus monkeys often hang from tree branches by their amazing prehensile penises,

(c) A dog's naked behind leaves absolutely no bacteria when pressed against carpet,

(d) Watching an hour-long soap opera burns more calories than watching a three-hour baseball game,

(e) Out of 100 ppl u know, 1 of them is bound to be contracted with the disease know as Stupidity.

I believe that I do know at least a hundred ppl in my life - and I've found the Stupid one. =)

Quoted from wikipedia :

"Stupidity is the quality or condition of being stupid, or lacking intelligence, as opposed to being merely ignorant or uneducated. This quality can be attributed to both an individual or a person's actions, words or beliefs. The term can thus also refer to poor use of judgement, or insensitivity to nuances in a person who is otherwise intelligent."

wait, there's more ...

"Individuals may also become stupid when their rational thought is derailed by strong opinions or rigid beliefs. In this case the victim falls into confirmation bias and begins selecting data: becoming intentionally blind and deaf to contrary evidence, while at the same time collecting evidence which supports the beliefs. Rather than being based on low intelligence or missing knowledge, this is the stupidity of closed-mindedness and willful ignorance."

I believe the 2nd part of the definition properly describes the person in question. Cheers. ;)

Absence makes the heart grow fonder ...

2007-03-22T15:38:00.000-07:00

Finally got to blogging again, due to the fact that I ...

(a) am unable to access my World of Warcraft account

(b) Am bored

(c) Got my results today

Sigh ... my WoW account was suspended a tad over 2 wks ago. I sent countless numbers of e-mails to them with my complete details, but I didn't get an answer. Finally got thru to the blizzard representative this morning; turns out that the e-mail I registered with wasn't the one I was using.

Anewayz, I tot that I was suspended for using multiple diff credit cards to renew my subscription. But I was wrong : I got owned by blizzard coz of this :

Greetings,Access to the World of Warcraft account PORTYZAI, has been temporarily disabled due to a dispute filed against the account's past payments. This dispute wasfiled by the bank, credit card company, or financial institution associated withthe payment on the account.As a result of this dispute, funds paid on the account were withdrawn fromBlizzard Entertainment in direct violation of the account's terms. This isknown as a "chargeback."The total withdrawn by this chargeback was: $41.97

A full timeline for this chargeback is as follows:12/22/2006 - The credit card entered on the account was charged: $41.97 as partof its recurring subscription.2/8/2007 - The credit card company considered the dispute a success and withdrewthe charge from

These funds can only be repaid via a United States money order forthe full and EXACT amount of the disputed funds: $41.97.This money order must be made out to "Blizzard Entertainment" and MUST clearlylist the World of Warcraft account name in question: "PORTYZAI".It should be mailed to this address:

ATTN: Billing & Account ServicesBlizzard EntertainmentP. O. Box 18979Irvine, CA 92623

We strongly suggest you use some form of tracking to make sure your mail gets toBlizzard Entertainment, we are not able to assist with lost inquiries. If we donot receive your package, we will not be able process your request. Once themoney order is received and processed, Blizzard will unlock the account for playagain, provided these instructions have been followed.

Thank you for your understanding.Regards,Blizzard Billing & Account Services http://www.blizzard.com/support/wowbilling/

Sigh ... guess I hv to wait for another 2 wks till I'm able to play again.

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This past 2 wks hv been the most boring semester break EVER!! Not only do I not get to play WoW, but my hse (downstairs anyway) has been the site of an extensive renovation. Mommy wants the hse to look nicer, hence the RM 40,000 spent on this project.

It is so noisy in the daytime, that u can't even hear urself thinking. Heck, people who "hear voices in their head" shud pop over to my hse, so they dun hv to hear the "voices".

.... but I gotta admit, my porch looks damn cool now ... best looking porch in the neighbourhood atm I muz say lolz =D

One way to deal wiv this kind of situation tho, is having good friends who share ur pain. Jon/Janet, Andrew/Sweet Li, Darren, Ahdrew/Steffi, & Phang wei hv all been thr for me. They laugh at my lame/shitty jokes, make fun of me, talk behind my ba --- oops, wrg list hehe =D . I mean they entertain me when I tok crap, hear me out, "cho di" and yumcha. Sure we hv our SQUABBLES and CONFLICTS , but at the end of the day, we're still frens rite? =D

Guess now is the time to catch up wiv frens .. dun think thr will be so much free time when I start working =)
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Ahhhh, I got my results today. Popped in college for quick peek on the way to "shanghai's" steamboat party. Not rly surprised at the grades I got, which doesn't mean to say I'm not dissappointed. Know I can do better ... sry mom & dad, I'll do better nxt sem so I can save u guys some money by getting a scholarship =D

Rly been slacking this semester. Itz funny rly; I slack in a SHORT sem, and I do well in a LONG one. Most ppl actually do better in short sems, coz they dun hv to concentrate on the course for such a long period. Sigh ... I AM weird lolz =)
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Oh yea, 1 last thing then I gtg (itz 6.20am luu). Juz wanna say this little prayer :

" Father God, I know I haven't been spending much time wiv u. I'm sry for prioritizing other stuff and instead of doing so. Sry also for all the stuff I've done to hurt u : u see everything that I have said and done. I know I haven't been a good testimony : call myself christian but dun act like one - help me to be one. Lord, help me also to be more disciplined in everything I do, and to prioritize my life properly.. in the right way. Thank you God for giving me life, and preserving it thus far. Thx for giving me frens, a home, a family and the opportunity to know you. In Jesus name I pray, Amen. "

Have a great day everyone ... wutever happens in life, learn to smile =)

SMILE by Charlie Chaplin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5pnDDDzpqg

Smile though your heart is aching
Smile even though its breaking
When there are clouds in the sky, youll get by

If you smile through your fear and sorrow
Smile and maybe tomorrow
Youll see the sun come shining through for you

Light up your face with gladness
Hide every trace of sadness
Although a tear may be ever so near

Thats the time you must keep on trying
Smile, whats the use of crying?
Youll find that life is still worthwhile
If you just smile

Although a tear may be ever so near
Thats the time you must keep on trying
Smile, whats the use of crying?
Youll find that life is still worthwhile
If you just smile

chills down my spine ...

2007-01-23T10:31:00.000-08:00

Today's/yesterday's (23rd Jan) newswriting class was different from the usual. A reason being that me and 2-lou sat in the 1st row and actually paid attention to the lecturer - A first, since the semester started =D ... we even helped Mrs. Tan by setting up the projector (sucking-up to the lecturer ... hehe).

Anyway, just wanted to share about this thai horror film that me, dailou (Jon) and 2-lou (Andrew) watched last nite which was entitled "Shutter".

The story basically revolves around this guy named Tun, who befriends and eventually falls in love with a nerdy girl in college. They dated for abit, then came the day when Tun decided to break up with her. The girl was devastated and threatened to cut her wrists if he did leave her.

Tun confides his dilemma to his buddies, who assure him that they would settle the matter for him. Being the horny students they are, Tun's buddies rape the girl, and force Tun to take photographs of her in a state of undress to blackmail her from telling on them. Tun is reluctant, but eventually gives in to his buddies' forceful request.

The girl commits suicide, and from then on things get scary ........

...... BOO !!!!!!!!!!!!! =D

Go watch the show, itz cool .... well-shot scenes, great story-line, and dramatic finale make this film one of my favourite films at present. No doubt it scares the shit out of me ... but its a good kind of scary-shit ... if u know what I mean =D

Cheers.

Pilgrimage ...

2007-01-21T11:38:00.000-08:00

Every story is made up of many chapters ... today, a new chapter has dawned upon me.

Too long have I neglected this journey, too many excuses made for its delay.

The keyboard stands waiting for me to command, like the prepped ship waiting to set sail.

And so it is time to turn my thoughts into words, and to carve my words into electronic immortality.

Now I must go, without delay, into the world of ...

... blogging!! =D